Digital Retinue

In private build. The waitlist is open.

Life admin, quietly handled.

Digital Retinue is a calm, private organisation app built around a retinue of characterful assistants: a Personal Assistant who keeps your days on track, an Accountant who keeps every pound accounted for, a Personal Chef whose shopping lists actually happen, and more. Each looks after one part of your life, so your head does not have to hold it all.

One email when we launch. No newsletter, no sharing, remove yourself any time.

The retinue

Members at a glance

The people who look after each part of your life. Start with the ones you need; hire the rest as they arrive.

  • Personal Assistant

    Tasks, plans and the daily round: the one who keeps it all together

    At launch

  • Social Secretary

    Birthdays, thank-yous and keeping in touch, properly

    Coming soon

  • Event Organiser

    Milestones and celebrations, planned like productions

    Coming soon

  • Media Herder

    What to watch, read and listen to: curated, not chaotic

    Coming soon

  • Inventory Manager

    Everything you own, where it lives, when it needs replacing

    Coming soon

  • Biographer

    Your family's stories and moments, preserved

    Coming soon

  • Accountant

    Accounts, bills and reconciliation: every pound accounted for

    At launch

  • Personal Chef

    Meal plans, recipes and shopping lists that actually happen

    At launch

Principles

Calm on purpose

Serious and practical, built the way trusted household staff would work: present when needed, invisible when not.

Not gamified

No streaks, no badges, no guilt. Muted colours, quiet language and nothing that shouts at you. The retinue works for you, not on your attention.

Built for how memory really works

Designed around time blindness and memory gaps. The retinue holds the dates, the details and the reminders, and hands them back exactly when they are useful.

Privacy you can verify

No admin mode, no support backdoor, and database access leaves a permanent mark in logs nobody can edit. Export everything or delete everything, any time. The details are written down plainly in our privacy policy.

A retinue, not an app drawer

One place, many specialists. Each member has a name, a voice and a narrow job, and you choose who is in your retinue. Add the Accountant or the Chef when you need them, not before.

Be first through the door

Digital Retinue is being built and tested with a small household now. Leave your email and we will send one message when doors open.

One email when we launch. No newsletter, no sharing, remove yourself any time.